Office procedures
Where I work is technically a research center...but, it is still an ‘office’ with phones, memos, people, deadlines and bosses. So when this appeared in my inbox, it made me laugh. (If you have seen it before, sorry for the repetition!)
What women want to say when stressed at work:
- Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
- You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
- Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
- Do I look like a people person?
- Well, aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?
- Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
- This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
- I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
- Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self control?
- I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
- Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
- Do they ever shut up on your planet?
- I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
This is rude and crude
Here is a quiz to see if you can tell close-up photos of pubic hair from photos of facial hair! Seems moronic, right? But, I bet you can’t get a perfect score! (I missed three–actually not too bad) This is not morally uplifting,
it won't make you more intelligent, tell you what kind of person you are, or save the world....but I bet you go there and check it out anyway! See if you can beat my score on the first try and leave me a comment if you do!
Thanks to Uffish Thoughts for pointing me to this.
5:12:45 PM 
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