Bush Declares War on Stratosphere
In the wake of Hurricane Katrina, President Bush delcared war on the earth's stratosphere, where the deadly storm was found to have first been formed. "Not only has this rouge layer of the atmosphere attacked the innocent people of the United States, our intelligence reports that it has the potential to create other storms that could be directed at American soil." the President read off a teleprompter in an address last evening. "Scientists have discovered wind and droplets of water in the stratosphere--both elements crucial in the formation of these storms that can cause mass destruction."
The President plans to send National Guard members from Louisiana up "in really high planes" to invade the stratosphere and install a more peaceful weather system.
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