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  Wednesday, April 5, 2006


PORN STAR MARKETS NEW WINE

Porn star Savanna Samson is used to people using phrases like 'full-bodied' and 'excellent mouth feel' around her. But the star of over two dozen skin flicks is turning her eyes on the wine market and has just released her Songo Uno wine. Some of the other varieties you'll be double-decanting soon include:

Boobjolais
Penis Noir
Mer-load
Cabernet Cummingon
Bordellaux
Shirazz
He-Sheanti
Cockring Reisling
Chardon-lay
Gewurztraminer AssMasters 32

Bottoms up!






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