Wednesday, November 8, 2006

If you're gonna kill it, you better be ready to eat it. 2:26:15 PM    Say it don't spray it... []

	Friday, July 7, 2006

If you're gonna make hay while the sun shines, make love while it's raining. 10:58:02 AM    Say it don't spray it... []

	Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Smoking after sex isn't cool. Giving a 'high five' even less so. 2:13:02 PM    Say it don't spray it... []

	Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Louder does not equal righter. 6:07:05 PM    Say it don't spray it... []

	Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Love is grand. Divorce is about a hundred grand. 8:59:53 AM    Say it don't spray it... []

	Wednesday, April 19, 2006

If you're renting ice time for hockey, goalies play for free. 2:04:39 PM    Say it don't spray it... []

	Sunday, April 2, 2006

Don't let a win go to your head or a loss to your heart. 10:21:20 PM    Say it don't spray it... []

	Sunday, March 19, 2006

Blood is thicker than water. But then, so is vomit. 7:48:57 PM    Say it don't spray it... []

	Tuesday, November 15, 2005

They say we spend our youth obtaining wealth and our wealth obtaining youth. Don't be one of those people. Now go acquire your uncle a beer from that cooler. 10:29:54 AM    Say it don't spray it... []

	Friday, October 28, 2005

You never lose a fight you walk away from. 9:09:18 PM    Say it don't spray it... []

	Tuesday, October 18, 2005

The only people wearing sunglasses inside or after dark should be blind blues musicians and superheros who can't control the laser beams shooting from their eyes. 9:40:32 AM    Say it don't spray it... []

	Thursday, September 22, 2005

Not all babies, brides and puppies are cute. (But you sure as hell better say they are.) 6:12:18 PM    Say it don't spray it... []

	Friday, September 9, 2005

Don't spend more time waiting for a closer parking spot than it takes to walk from one that's available. 11:24:14 AM    Say it don't spray it... []

	Thursday, August 18, 2005

If you're wondering whether a running lawnmower will continue running if you pull the wire off the spark plug, the answer is 'no'. At least it wasn't running when I regained consciousness. 3:42:11 PM    Say it don't spray it... []

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