Sexy Mothers Do Exist
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Tuesday, November 11, 2003

Close Call

 

            My husband and I picked my daughter up from preschool and had a particular incident that nearly ended tragically.  She turns five in just three short months and I have no idea where the time has gone.  Here’s what happened.

            Last Wednesday her class had a “Mexican Feast” for lunch.  Translation:  Taco Bell kids meal.  Being her mother’s daughter she didn’t really eat much of the lunch, but had a toy that came with it.

            In the truck I was driving up to her brother’s school and her bonus daddy put together the toy.  It was a bat with a button on the back to flap the wings.  She’s pushing the button flying him around in the back seat as I’m driving up Rea Road a two lane, skinny, hilly road.

            She says, “Mommy, the bat is flying.  He’s using echolocation to find his food.”

            I nearly put my SUV in a ditch!

            My husband and I looked at each other in complete shock.  Where did that come from?  Evidently a combination of The Magic School Bus and a new computer program we had gotten for her brother’s sixth birthday.  Let me remind you – she is four years old and knows what echolocation is.

            I am still completely flabbergasted.


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