Campaign Strategy

Californians are going to the polls tomorrow. Despite charges of groping, Nazi sympathies, and consenual political intercourse with Ken De Lay, Arnold has a good chance of winning. I don't get it, but let's take advantage of it. See, we'll make a movie starring all the Democratic candidates--or maybe a movie for each one. It will be more entertaining than those boring debates, more people will see it/them, and they'll vote for name recognition and the thrill of being close to a celebrity. Or whatever is playing out in electing someone with no experience and some definite nastiness in the background. It's worked for far-too-many celebrities. And if the candidates can't act or don't come across well on screen--look-alike actors! How hard can it be? Someone get to work on a script, maybe of Wesley Clark and his last European fracas.

But seriously, folks, there's another big fat whopping issue that could make our efforts to Elect Anybody Else in 2004 all for nought. I'm due elsewhere at the moment, but I'll write about it tomorrow. Till then, walk that frog till it needs new Skechers.

5:17:50 PM