Thursday, March 27, 2003

Anti-War Protest Coverage "Turns Off" Viewers, Study Finds Hey, I sympathize. You know what really turns me off? Senseless killing. US Calls Up 30,000 More Troops In Face of Fierce Fighting I don't get it. Why don't we just send 1,000 troops from each member of the Coalition of the Willing? What do you mean, "they didn't agree to that"? New York "Catholics" Want Anti-War Priest Removed from Parish And take that "Jesus" guy with you, while you're at it! If the Albany Archbishop knows what he's doing, he'll excommunicate this tiny group of wingnuts and let the parish get on with life. They can start their own pro-murder church in someone's basement. Meanwhile, in News for Actual Catholics. . . The Pope plans a pilgrimage this year to one of the key shrines of Marian devotion in Italy to pray for world peace. Hey, but what does he know about the Catholic Church? He's not some heckler in a Troy, New York parish amped up on Fox News coverage of Operation Iraqi Freedom, after all. OK, OK, Enough Serious Stuff: Here's the Wing Nut of the Day Of special interest is the "Traitor List." If you have speakers, a creepy voice will keep repeating "You're the traitor" for as long as you're on the page. Not that any of the "traitors" would care, but I would recommend suing this guy. He's clearly advocating violence against these people, despite his mealy-mouthed disclaimer. If NARAL can sue the Nuremburg Files and win, I'm sure Susan Sarandon has grounds for a suit against this genius. -Consider Arms, Anxiously Scanning the Traitor List for His Name 4:39:46 PM    comment []

FREEDOM FOOD UPDATE This should come as no surprise to anyone; on Air Force One, the menus have replaced French toast with "freedom toast." The surprising part of the story for me is that the president apparently eats his Freedom toast "stuffed with cream cheese." What the hell is that? How do you even do that? What a sick bastard! - Consider Arms 1:43:25 PM    comment []

But its not about oil. Really.  "Forward Operating Base Shell; another similar base is called Exxon." What's in a name? Everything. While I'm sure the Pentagon would dispel any extrapolations on this item as a nominal misunderstanding, you have to admit that the 101st Airborne naming bases after large, American oil companies does have quite a United Fruit Company ring to it. Is child abuse vegan? I've been a vegetarian for nine years, one of which was spent as a vegan, and I still think this tops PETA's "Got Beer?" campaign for pure, unbridled stupidity. - M.C. No Shame 1:39:09 PM    comment []

Why Saddam is a threat to the US Part I For God’s sake! The evil doer has a key to the city of Detroit! He could just waltz right in and unlock every unsuspecting grandmother's door! After all, he does lust for our white women. Why Saddam is a threat to the US Part II I expect the administration to jump all over this one as evidence of the fabled Iraqi-Al Qaeda connection. - M.C. No Shame 11:48:23 AM    comment []

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