Friday, April 11, 2003

TODAY'S TOP FIVE "Babylon's burning, but there's no water" - Winston "Niney" Holness Iraqi Archeological Treasures Looted by Moral Equivalent of Our Founding Fathers Somehow I don't think Thomas Jefferson would have taken a break from a hard day of statue-smashing by wrecking 4,000 year old archeological treasures. Dance Harder, Iraqis! The Voice of America says Baghdad still isn't under US control. Has this been reported in the domestic press? Ho ho, your bold questions make me chortle! Ain't No Party Like a Statue-Toppling Party Cuz a Statue-Toppling Party Don't Stop Fraud, fraud, fraud. In their lame attempt to re-enact the spontaneous demonstrations of freedom in Eastern Europe when the workers rose up against the Soviets in 1989-1991, the US (er, sorry, I mean "coalition") military got about 150 Iraqi exiles to pretend they were a jubilant crowd. Check out the photos! Man, if these people run Iraq anything like they topple statues, their country is in trouble. Rumsfeld: Looting and Chaos are an "understandable phase of untidiness" I guess the murder by mobs of two US-backed clerics was, what, a "childish prank"? God, how can Rumsfeld be so evil and not get struck by lightning as soon as he steps out of his bulletproof limo!? US promises Kurds are out of Kirkuk; Also, US launches attacks along Syrian border Man, Gulf War III is shaping up a lot quicker than Gulf War II! Way to go, George Bush and Co.! You guys are the warringest administration ever! I feel like dancin' in the street, Iraqi-style, I'm so happy! (nb: If someone knows how I can become a citizen of another country - say Germany - please email me at gay_as_hell@hotmail.com) -Consider Arms 3:44:36 PM    comment []

What's next, deregulating child molesters?!   From our "We Told You So" Department: Pre-emptive war fever grips the Indian subcontinent If the US can get their pre-emptive war on, why can't we? This is the question that Indian Defense Minister George Fernandes is currently asking himself. The question I'm asking myself is who would launch the nukes first?   I could have told you this The US has announced that it will take control of Iraqi oil operations... but only for a little while. Oh yeah, guess who the DOD plans to put in charge of this? Yup, former US oil industry execs. Christo bambino.   - M.C. No Shame 2:45:50 PM    comment []

You Be the Ref, You Make the Call WASHINGTON (CNN) -- There is not a major humanitarian crisis in Iraq, White House Spokesman Ari Fleischer told reporters Friday. President Bush spoke Thursday with the head of the Agency for International Development and determined that, though there are "pockets of Iraq with humanitarian problems, there is not a widespread humanitarian crisis in Iraq," Fleischer said. "Much of the humanitarian problems of Iraq existed because of Saddam Hussein's regime and the conditions he imposed on the Iraqi people before the first shot was fired in this war," Fleischer said. OR UNICEF & the Red Cross - M.C. No Shame 1:52:44 PM    comment []

Its like G.I. Joe, nobody really dies they just parachute out before the plane explodes  This Salon article makes some very good points about the sanitation of US media coverage of Gulf War II casualties, both American and Iraqi. It also provides a link to grisly images that some foreign networks, such as Al-Jazeera, have broadcast.   - M.C. No Shame 1:50:56 PM    comment []

The Poetry of D. H. Rumsfeld The Unknown As we know, There are known knowns. There are things we know we know. We also know There are known unknowns. That is to say We know there are some things We do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, The ones we don't know We don't know. - Donald Rumsfeld 12:01:44 PM    comment []

After U.S. Brigadier General Vincent Brooks shows his hand, Donald Rumsfeld must reluctantly "go fish." P.S. Yes, that is indeed a pack of playing cards complete with pictures of wanted Iraqis. - Marcus-Marcus 11:06:27 AM    comment []

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