Wednesday, April 16, 2003

BONUS TOP FIVE: An arson of truth in the Iraqi National Archives of lies US Military Squashes Media Coverage of Anti-American Protest in Baghdad Meanwhile, the domestic press blackout of the Mosul Massacre continues, even as the bodies continue to pile up: at least six more today. Fallout Over Baseball Hall of Fame Snafu: Lodgings Canceled, Little League and Scouts Cancel Tours Thank God there are some Americans who aren't falling for this bullshit. Dump Dale Petroskey! Nb: This article mentions polls that found majority support for the cancellation of Tim Robbins' appearance, but doesn't mention they were unscientific Internet polls. Paper: Bill O'Reilly Says All Black People Are Thieves Ah, but it was only a "joke," you see: A joke told onstage, in front of a large audience, into a live microphone. Bill, with your Pope-hating on one hand, and your racist "jokes" on the other, you truly are America's Most Famous Asshole. Crowds Riot Against Blair the Butcher at Birthplace of Democracy No, silly, not Afghanistan, Athens! Man, those Greeks better watch out: Once we're done with Syria, who knows who might next be in need of some "liberation," eh? US Airlifting Dollars to Pass Out to Iraqi Bureaucrats So says Matt Drudge, anyway. I'm of two minds about this: On the one hand, I think it's grotesque that we're willing to line the pockets of Saddam's civil servants while the Iraqi civilian population is largely without food, medical care, or clean drinking water. On the other hand, I have to say it's a better use for my tax dollars than fixing up John Negroponte's fucking kitchen. - Consider Arms 4:57:53 PM    comment []

US Says it Accidentally Destroyed Evidence of WMD in Iraq This is funny. It's like how Sirhan Sirhan always says when he's up for parole that Robert Kennedy would want him free if he were alive. Ain't that a kick in the head: The only guy who can spring you from jail, and you shot him! Iran Won't Recognize US-backed Iraqi Government Hey, settle down there, Iran. We've got an illegal war to fight with Syria before we can even THINK about invading you. Saving Private Lynch: Surprise, Everything You've Heard is Wrong "The rescue of Private Jessica Lynch, which inspired America during one of the most difficult periods of the war, was not the heroic Hollywood story told by the US military, but a staged operation that terrified patients and victimised the doctors who had struggled to save her life, according to Iraqi witnesses. Doctors at al-Nasiriyah general hospital said that the airborne assault had met no resistance and was carried out a day after all the Iraqi forces and Baath leadership had fled the city." Democratic Senator, Presidential Candidate Urges Missile Strike Against Syria That's a great idea, Bob: push this stupid administration even further to the right. You know what? You're off the team. Bill O'Reilly Attacks the Pope! "Apparently, John Paul II is on a personal mission to destroy the Roman Catholic Church in America." You see what a good Christian O'Reilly is. Jesus said you can't serve both God and Mammon, and we all know who Billy sided with. Where's Torquemada when you need him? - Consider Arms 4:38:26 PM    comment []

U.S. brings Iraqis freedom, Chick tracts This piece appears to be the missing link between the Presidential Prayer Team and reports of an Army chaplain performing baptisms in the Iraq desert, both reported earlier by Consider Arms. -M.C. No Shame 1:42:22 PM    comment []

Man, if PETA was mad over this, then they're really gonna hit the roof over this. Deep in my little heart I'm praying that this turns out to be Joe Pastula - M.C. No Shame 9:40:13 AM    comment []

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