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Tuesday, April 22, 2003

More links. More sociopolitical savvy. More reasons for evildoers to beware.

Marines Gun Down Chalabi's Men Jumping the gun a bit on the Ngo Dinh Diem treatment, aren't we?

Throngs of Shiite Pilgrims Denounce US Occupation What are they so mad about? Do they even know that we've already brought them Pizza Hut and Burger King?

Perle: Moscow's Oil Deals in Iraq Will be Annulled Richard Perle needs a raise. It must not be easy setting all US foreign policy all by yourself, but somehow he finds a way. Quick quiz: Name his actual job title and win a prize!

Kuwa iti Paper Claims Syria Worse Than Iraq This is a game you don't want to play, my friends. It won't be long before there are headlines like, "Lebanese Paper Claims Kuwait Worse Than Syria," and then you know what happens after that.

Bush's Corporate Colonialism in Iraq James Ridgeway is a national treasure. He, too, is someone I will miss after Patriot II is passed and people like Ridgeway and Paul Vitello are sent to something called the Barbara Olson Memorial Detention Center and never heard from again. Hey, but at least there will be a tax cut in it for the rest of us.

- Consider Arms


3:50:45 PM    comment []

Update: Reports of Your Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated Turns out the Plague Dust found in a Tacoma mailing facility is a harmless non-toxic substance. If the press had been willing to wait a couple of hours, they could have known that without running scare stories. But then, that wouldn't be good for business, would it?

- Consider Arms


2:24:49 PM    comment []

TODAY'S TOP SEVEN:

Making amends for taking a long Easter weekend. We're sorry, Ms. Jackson.

From Our "That Didn't Take Long" Department: Pizza Hut and Burger King Arrive in Iraq So THIS is that glorious Western culture we promised them! Hell, who needs cuneiform tablets when you've got the Rodeo Burger?

Military Admits Holding Children Prisoner at Camp Xray Dear God, children? Not even the British in Northern Ireland did that. It would only make sense if these kids were like the blonde, blue-eyed alien babies in "Village of the Damned," and even then I would be skeptical.

Rumsfeld Rules Out Possibility of Islamic Republic in Iraq Ok, I have two problems here. One: Aren't we supposed to let the Iraqis decide what kind of government they're going to have? After all, aren't "free people free to commit crimes, to make bad decisions," as Rumsfeld himself said? Two: It's weird how liberal this right wing administration wants to make Iraq. Universal healthcare, adequately funded public schools, and a complete separation of church and state are all part of the Bush plan for Iraq: Man, I never thought I'd say this, but I envy the Iraqis their government.

Plague Biotoxin Found in Tacoma Mail Center Ah, just in time for the debate over whether or not to make the Patriot Act permanent. You have to say this for your secret illegal government: They prefer to leave nothing to chance.

Secret Rumsfeld Memo: US Must Topple Pyongyang Regime Again, in terms of timing, this is perfect: Days before the tripartite talks were to start on North Korea's nuclear arsenal. I would say this is a coincidence, but I haven't suffered any recent brain damage, so I'll just have to go with "deliberate attempt to prevent a peaceful solution."

New Web Site Feature: Ask the White House Today's interactive forum features former New Jersey Governor and human Christine Todd Whitman fielding questions about Earth Day. Past forum guests have included Chief of Staff Andy Card, who responded to a question about job creation by writing (I swear I am not making this up) "We need the biggest tax cut possible!!!!!" Yes, he really typed five exclamation points. Anyway, log on at around 6 p.m. today and ask Whitman if she knows the precise point when the Earth will become uninhabitable thanks to the environmental policies of her lord and master. Bet you'll get through.

We Support Our Presdient And the Troops. . . OK, Mostly the President. The Troops Can Die in the Gutter For All We Care "What they didn't know until after their effort to get their father admitted to a VA Hospital nursing home in Northport -- when he was 81 years old, and ailing from a heart attack -- was what their father's sacrifice and heroism really meant to the U.S. government. 'It meant nothing to them,' said Malcolm Kaufman of Brentwood, the elder son." I will miss Paul Vitello after they pass Patriot II.

- Consider Arms


1:35:25 PM    comment []

"A Bullet in the Heart of that Bullshit"

Salon today has an interesting article by novelist Louis Bayard about the hot new literary sensation, James Frey. Frey has become a hot new sensation by the seemingly tired route of writing a memoir about his drug addiction (called "A Million Little Pieces") and giving interviews where he trashes other writers, like Dave Eggers, and says "fuck" a lot.

Bayard's feeling seems to be that Frey is a good writer who has produced a worthy book and should avoid giving too many embarrassing interviews, but from the excerpted passages of Frey's book it's hard to see how he reached that conclusion. Although I obviously can't review a book I never read, none of the following makes me likely to remedy that situation by investing in this book:

* "I open the door and I walk out. I make my way back to the Unit. Night has fallen and the Halls are dark. Overhead lights illuminate them. I hate the lights I want them gone. I wish the Halls were darker. I am craving the dark the darkest darkness the deep and horrible hole. I wish the Halls were fucking black. My mind is black my heart is black I wish the Halls were black. If I could, I would destroy the lights above me with a fucking bat. I would smash them to fucking pieces. I wish the Halls were black."

* "I want a drink. I want fifty drinks. I want a bottle of the purest, strongest, most destructive, most poisonous alcohol on Earth. I want fifty bottles of it. I want crack, dirty and yellow and filled with formaldehyde. I want a pile of powder meth, five hundred hits of acid, a garbage bag full of mushrooms, a tube of glue bigger than a truck, a pool of gas large enough to drown in. I want something anything whatever however as much as I can."

* "The Gates are open and thirteen years of addiction, violence, Hell and their accompaniment are manifesting themselves in dense tears and heavy sobs and a shortness of breath and a profound sense of loss. The loss inhabits, fills and overwhelms me. It is the loss of a childhood of being a Teenager of normalcy of happiness of love of trust of reason of God of Family of friends of future of potential of dignity of humanity of sanity of myself of everything everything everything. I lost everything and I am lost reduced to a mass of mourning, sadness, grief, anguish and heartache. I am lost. I have lost. Everything. Everything."

According to Bayard, who has read this work of genius, these examples are as good a sample of Frey's writing as in anything in the book, which makes Bayard's praise for it all the more baffling. These passages read less like an addiction memoir than a parody of addiction memoirs.

It seems pointless to describe in detail what's wrong with this kind of writing (if you can't appreciate the pure comedy gold in the lines, "I want a garbage bag full of mushrooms, a tube of glue bigger than a truck" you should stop reading now), but it's worth noting that nothing with construction so inelegant, with grammar so pretentious (drop the Germanic capitalizations and put in some commas, for God's sake), and with a sentence like "If I could, I would destroy the lights above me with a fucking bat" is going to be avidly devoured by generations of readers to come. The last line alone, rather than conjuring up dramatic images of an existential agony of Job-like proportions, suggests nothing so much as a comedy sketch where British soccer thugs recite their self-penned poetry.

Frey seems like a male counterpart to that most Nineties of writers, Elizabeth Wurtzel, and it's surprising that literary people can still get excited about something as dated as an addiction/recovery memoir. The central ideas of writing like this are that (a) there is no subject matter apart from the writer and (b) the writer is a bold pioneer just for talking about things like this. It's worthless to complain that a memoir about rich white people who do terrible things to themselves lacks context, because putting those experiences in context would kill the possibility of writing a book like this. They can only exist because of an overwhelming narcissism on the part of their creators.

This isn't literature that is supposed to connect with readers in the way that, say, "The Great Gatsby" is. That's another book about rich white people doing terrible things to themselves, but generations of readers have loved it because it's really about more than that; as Greil Marcus wrote, when Gatsby loses it's clear that we all do, too. That's not the feeling one gets from reading Wurtzel/Frey literature; we're not supposed to feel a part of the story, we're supposed to admire the writers for going through such trauma and emerging, newborn, with a work of staggering genius in hand. It's the literary equivalent of watching "extreme" sports: you admire the feats while subconsciously understanding that this is something you would never otherwise have any part in.

As both George Trow and Boys Against Girls noted, this is the context of no context. And, as GvsB sang, in that context, "Everywhere cool is nothing new." So, while literary folks are busy pretending that they admire horribly ugly sentences like " I am craving the dark the darkest darkness the deep and horrible hole," I will continue being happily uncool and eagerly awaiting the next Thomas Ligotti book.

- Consider Arms


9:32:21 AM    comment []

We don't need no stinkin' GAO Just when you thought we'd never learn the true identity of Cheney's energy task force (you'll recall that the General Accounting Office dropped its investigation) the Sierra Club and Judicial Watch step up to the plate. Not that I think that we'll ever will know which industry executives really attended those meetings, but it's nice to see administration lawyers catch wreck from federal judges now and then.
 
Now if they'd only blow the lid on that whole Kennedy thing A group of former CIA, State and Defense Departments, Army Intelligence and FBI officials, called Veteran Intelligence Professionals for Sanity, has criticized the administration for failing to produce the promised evidence of Iraqi WMD's. But rather than stop there, the group has taken the initiative to speculate that if WMD's aren't found they'll be PLANTED. Just in case you missed it the first time, the people doing the conspiratorial theorizing here are former intelligence community officials.
 
- M.C. No Shame

9:23:31 AM    comment []

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