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Iran Frees Jews Imprisoned in 2000 Show Trial You see, another way in which our great democracy differs from those Iranian savages: When we illegally imprison ethnic minorities for non-existent political crimes, we don't even HAVE show trials. Just the way the Framers intended.
Supermodel Naomi Campbell Reveals Bin Laden's Whereabouts Apparently, the US intelligence services don't need more Arabic speakers, but more leggy models who have dated Robert DeNiro. Get on that, Ridge.
Perle: More Wars to Come He also wants to revise the UN charter and kick France out of NATO. It must be so hard conducting Israel's (er, I mean, America's) foreign policy all by yourself, Richard. But you always come through with flying colors, and that's why we love you.
US Economy Headed for Another Recession, UC Berkeley Biz School Says And I was just getting used to the current recession.
Basra On Verge of Rebellion Not rebellion against Saddam, gentle reader, but rebellion against British occupying troops. How much will you bet that if there is a rebellion, "Iranian spies" are blamed? Any takers?
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