TODAY'S TOP FIVE Johnson was wrong: Syria is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
Israeli Ambassador to US Calls for Regime Change in Iran and Syria He also says that the US invasion of Iraq was "not enough." OK, buddy, here's a rifle and a map: Why don't you do your own dirty work and let us know how the whole "regime change" thing works out, mmkay?
Some Guy Does His Part to Try and Make Us Care About Stupid Bullshit Again This joker wants to start a campaign to revoke Michael Moore's Oscar for the documentary "Bowling for Columbine." When you think about how this yay-hoo is walking around, starting web sites, clenching his little hands into angry fists and then about how how Hank Williams died of pills when he was 29 years old, you start to appreciate what a cold and terrifying place the cosmos can be.
US Troops Fire on Iraqi Crowd; Up to 13 Killed Once again, I want every single "liberal" who supported this stupid war because it was going to free the Iraqis from "Saddam's brutal tyranny" to stand up and take a great big fucking bow. Way to go, guys: Your principled stand and resistance to "old left ideology" is a heroic beacon to us all, and to no one more than the 13 people who were just shot dead by their "liberators."
10 Big Brokerage Firms Ordered to Pay $1.4 billion in Settlement This is because they were, you know, defrauding their investors. But, hey, putting Social Security in the stock market is still a good idea, right?
War, Strife, Help British Petroleum to Record Profits That's not my headline, either, as you'll see if you follow the link. Wow, can there be any more evil occupation on the face of the earth? How would you like to work for the company that looks forward to war and bloody unrest because it's good for the bottom line?
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