TODAY'S TOP FIVE: Daryl Worley remembers so you don't have to.
US Cuts Deal with Iraqi Terrorist Group OK, let's sum up: We fought this war to destroy Saddam's weapons of mass destruction, except we haven't found those yet. We fought this war to avenge the dead of September 11, except there is no proven link between Iraq and the attacks. We fought this war to liberate the people of Iraq, except now we're shooting crowds of demonstrators and throwing Iraqi politicians in jail. Now, as this story shows, we fought this war as part of a worldwide campaign against terrorism, except now we are permitting a 10,000 member terrorist group to keep its weapons and organizational structure. Can we retroactively make up another reason, so it looks like we achieved at least one objective? Proposal: We fought this war to flood the world antiquities market with Sumerian pottery. Score!
Donald Rumsfeld and North Korea's Nuke Plants Oh, yes indeed. Rummy was the only American on Zurich-based ABB, which got the contract to construct two light-water nuclear reactors in North Korea in 2000. Why isn't Rummy talking about this? Gosh, I just can't imagine.
For the Second Time This Week, US Troops Fire on Iraqi Demonstrators; At Least Two Killed Also this week, in gruesome irony, Donald Rumsfeld told soldiers in Iraq, "We want the Iraqi people to live in freedom so they can build a future where the Iraqi leaders answer to the Iraqi people rather than killing them (sic)." OK, so we get there by. . . killing the Iraqi people? Also, look for President Dipshit's big address tonight from a boat!
Falwell Calls Dixie Chicks "French Hens" I think you mean "Freedom Hens," you traitorous appeasing Saddam-liker.
Freedom Fries in New Jersey! Oh, thank God! I was getting worried that America had forgotten!
- Consider Arms
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