At Least He Didn't Make His Point By Miming Democratic presidential hopeful Dennis Kucinich participated in a debate on Tuesday. Eager to highlight his views on federal spending, Kucinich held up a pie chart to highlight his point about the Pentagon's bloated budget. The problem? The debate was only broadcast on National Public Radio. Al Sharpton, your stock has just risen.
You Fear The Vagina Bomb! You Fear The Vagina Bomb! According to the very sketchy British Daily Record, a British Airways flight to the US was cancelled because a female al-Qaeda operative planned to hide up to 12 oz. of plastic explosive in her vagina and detonate the device as the plane flew into Washington. Said "a senior Scotland Yard source", ''Smuggling a bomb on to a plane by this method is one of our worst nightmares." Funny, al-Qaeda always seemed like more of a boys club to me...
Ask Not Who The Bad Guy Is, The Bad Guy Is Us In a subtle barometer of a large change in world public opinion, John le Carre, who made his name writing Cold War spy tales of East-West espionage, has cast a new villain in his latest novel: US "hyperpower". "The war on Iraq was illegitimate ... It was a criminal and moral conspiracy. No provocation, no link with al-Qaeda, no weapons of Armageddon. Tales of complicity and Osama were self-serving bullshit. It was an old colonial war dressed up as a crusade for Western life and liberty, and it was launched by a clique of war-hungry Judeo-Christian geopolitical fantasists who hijacked the media and exploited America's post-9/11 psychopathy."
Legendary Non-Violent Political Reformer, Towelhead At The Kwiky-Mart, Whatever At a fund-raiser on Saturday, New York Senator and former First Lady Hillary Clinton introduced a quote by Gandhi by saying, "He ran a gas station down in Saint Louis." After being approached by the Associated Press to clarify her comments, Clinton passed them off as "a lame attempt at humor." Either that or racial stereotyping.
Liberal Foot Soldiers Of The Liberal Media Taking Orders From, Er, Donald Rumsfeld Remember the Time Magazine "Person of the Year" issue that featured the "American Soldier" as the most notable person of 2003? The idea for that was handfed directly from Donald Rumsfeld to the Washington bureau chief and a senior correspondent for Time. Even more shocking is the fact that Rummy was probably being considered for the Annual Dude slot in the first place. What put him over the top, Time? His incomprehensible comments? The fact that most in his own military despise him? The numerous calls for his resignation/ firing?
-The Sikh Geek
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