Kinda Makes Fox News' "Chemical Weapons Found!" Headline From Last Week Seem A Tad Ridiculous Well, I for one am amazed, but here's another false claim of finding Iraqi WMDs. The mortar shells of death found in Iraq on Friday that were touted as being WMDs turned up to be nothing more than old, non-WMD relics from the Iran-Iraq war. Throw them on the Chicken Little heap with the other shells of death, the vial of death, the trailer of death, and the rusted barrel of death.
The Enemy Of My Enemy... Still Doesn't Support A Make-Believe Case For War Bush administration officials said on Tuesday that according to a document found with Saddam Hussein, the ousted Iraqi dictator discouraged the Iraqi resistance from getting too close to Islamic jihadists and other foreign Arabs coming into Iraq to fight, blowing another gaping hole in Bush's "Osama and Saddam- Two Peas in a Pod" theory. Have you forgotten Daryl Worley?
You Know Some Asshole Is Going To Play The Talking Heads Song "Burning Down The House" At His Prom While an Ohio high school student's father went on a trip to San Diego, he threw a few wild parties despite warnings not to. The parties caused some minor damage (a scratched cabinet and a few holes in the walls), and to cover them up the 16 year old burned the house to the ground with almost $400,000 in damages. Amazingly it looks like the pint-sized pyro will get off with a slap on the wrist and some counseling. Not so amazing is the father's statement that he will be disowning his son.
Yeah, And They Say Catholics Are Crazy For Seeing The Virgin Mary... Another Dale Earnhardt animal has been spotted below the Mason-Dixon, this time in Deland, Florida. David Albury noticed that the black fur on his cat's back was shaped in the number "3," the same number as the legendary driver's car. He immediately told his wife of 30 years, "Valerie, we're rich.", but unfortunately neither NASCAR nor Dale Earnhardt's estate have thrown piles of money at the miracle cat. Sadly, "Kitty 3" seems destined to walk down the same lonely road of obscurity as "Lil' Dale," the goat that had a white "3" on his side.
The Lights On Broadway Shine A Little Dimmer Tonight...
-The Sikh Geek
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