A Barbie Of Truth Breaking Up With A Ken Of Falsehood
"One Whose Work Is Routine And Boring" A Link to a Salon piece about the FUCKING RIDICULOUS rumors Matt Drudge is spreading about John Kerry with only conjecture and malice to back him up. Soon they will rest on the pile of Drudge's false allegations along with Bill Clinton's love child and Sidney Blumenthal's spousal abuse. Let's just hope the tables get turned on Drudge and he gets his homosexuality outed by the mainstream press (1), (2), and (3). That would make his horrible conservative bedfellows mighty uncomfortable and his finger-pointing at those who back gay marriage fantastically hypocritical (like Rush and the drugs, or Bennett and the gambling, or Jeb Bush and the law to kick relatives of drug felons out of state housing). Note to Drudge: If you're trying to get back to your glory days of the Lewinsky scandal, they were never that glorious.
Anti-Valentine's Day Violence, Not Just For Muslim Fundamentalists Anymore! Several Hindu nationalist groups are threatening to shave young lover's heads and beat them if they are caught celebrating Valentine's Day, claiming the romantic holiday is a Western cultural influence that "is a violation of (Hindu) culture." One group in Lucknow known as Shiv Sena who waved bamboo sticks at a rally threatening to beat up people who observe Valentine's Day, is connected to Indian Prime Minister Atal Vajpayee who has used Hindu nationalist fervor in the past to further his own political ends. In past years Hindu nationalists have vandalized shops selling Valentine's Day cards and accosted young couples while police stand idly by, as they have done when Hindu nationalist mobs have rioted and killed thousands of Muslims or lynched thousands of Sikhs.
We're Seniors This Year, We Rule This School! A teenager who posed as a banker scammed an Ohio car dealership into delivering a $123,000 BMW to him at his high school. This totally beats that scene in Fast Times At Ridgemont High where Spicolli gets a pizza delivered to him during Mr. Han's class.
We're Seniors This Year, Our Principal Is A Fucking Retard! Over 450 students from a Texas high school are staying home today after rumors of a deadly Friday the 13th plot against "preppies" at the hands of "stoners." The Dickinson, Texas police are investigating reports from students about a handwritten note found earlier this week that detailed the "threat." Said the principal Michael LaTouche (What an awesome fucking name for a principal: "The Touch." It would only be funnier if he was being charged with sexual misconduct.), "We don't treat it as all rumor, but that's all we have." The Dickinson police chief agreed with the principal's moronic behavior, "Our policy for today is we're not going to tolerate any jokes." Note to the students at Dickinson High: if this is all it takes to get out of class, it doesn't take much.
-The Sikh Geek
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