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Saturday, March 22, 2003

President Bush ushers in the Fourth Reich with the familiar salute. Illusion Awards Iraqi Freedom Edition Most likely to fire first shot in Iraqi civil war: Turkey Most likely to ask for their own state the minute hostilities end:  The Kurds Most likely to take bloody revenge on their brethren:  The Shiites Most likely to foment terrorism in the Gulf Region:  The Bush Foreign Policy Team Most likely to gas his own people: the next dictator of Iraq (sorry Saddam, I think we're in for an upset) Most likely to be a conservative Muslim: next leader of Iraq Most likely to sell arms to the liberated Iraq: U.S.A. Most likely to win the biggest oil contract:  Halliburton Most likely person to be in a good mood right now: Osama bin Laden   11:01:41 AM     comment

Wednesday, February 26, 2003

Most likely to displace Waldo:  Osama bin Laden Most politically acute spam ever:  http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/findosama.html Most recent victim of the "all A-rabs look the same to me syndrome": Saddam Hussein 9:24:47 PM     comment

Thursday, February 20, 2003

Sexiest flowers of the moment: Orchids Best book about flowers: The Orchid Thief Best movie about flowers involving shots of Meryl Streep's breasts: Adaptation 8:56:14 PM     comment Sexiest Japanese actor ever: Toshiro Mifune. Best Japanese director for recognizing Sexiest Japanese actor's potential: Akira Kurosawa. Best philosophy to espouse during times of upheaval:  Zen Buddhism 8:51:25 PM     comment Best book to curl up with during terrorist alert: Middlemarch by George Eliot 8:41:21 PM     comment

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