Dick Jones' Patteran Pages
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19 April 2004
 

AND ANOTHER THING…

 

Am I alone in finding Quentin Tarrantino’s films slick, banal, unfunny & self-indulgently visceral to the point of monotony?  Occupying the same broad (if largely shallow) territory, Scorcese’s Goodfellas manages to turn the stomach with its depictions of uncompromising & mindless violence.  But at least one feels afterwards that one has spent a soul-sickening hour or two on the edge of a world that actually does exist.  Tarrantino seems concerned solely with refining the aesthetics of violence, purifying the essence of the medium without at any point embodying it with a message.

 

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A beautiful evening.  An almost entirely empty Cambridge-blue sky with just a bank of intricately carved cloud resting along the eastern horizon.  No breeze shifting the cherry blossom outside the kitchen window & then suddenly a flight of five White Chinese geese flying north-west.  This afternoon there were two mighty claps of thunder & a brief but intense hailstorm.  Tomorrow we return to the gloomy security of heavy rain.

 

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I came across the following list of euphemisms in a curious article about writing obituaries in the latest edition of the UK lit-mag Ink.  Next time you listen to a funeral eulogy you’ll be able to hear between the lines:

  • “Uncompromising ladies’ man” = a borderline rapist.
  • “Vivacious” = alcoholic.
  • “His door was always open, day or night” = professor with an eye for the student body.
  • “Prone to exaggeration” = compulsive liar.
  • “Irrepressible raconteur”  = could bore for England.
  • “Did not suffer fools gladly” = bad-tempered harridan.
  • “He never married” = homosexual.
  • “Loved the outdoor life” = was unhappily married.

 

 

 


10:23:15 PM    Mmm? []


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