AL-QAIDA – A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT
We, the Management and Staff of Al-Qaida Enterprises, would like to extend our thanks to the Governments of the United States of America and the United Kingdom for their unstinting, committed and well-constituted efforts in promoting business on our behalf. We have been particularly impressed by the manner in which the aggressive pursuit of policy and practice on the part of your executive team has been reflected faithfully in the day-to-day work done by your men and women in the field.
We are confident that, thanks to your support, moral, psychological and practical, our business interests will be fully and energetically represented throughout our projected constituency within a much foreshortened time scale. With such excellent progress being made in our joint endeavours, may we dare to hope, indeed, that we might extend the range of our activities and tap into potential markets within your own national boundaries? Please forgive our enthusiasm but to that end we already have business representatives in place ready to share with you samples of our work that we believe to be suitable for Western consumption.
Once again, we must express our gratitude for the enlightenment and vision behind the prosecution of your policies and our confident expectation that the present dispensation will remain in place indefinitely.
We look forward to a continuingly fruitful association during the coming months and years.
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