A WOMAN IN THE KNOW
A father walks into Borders with his young son and leaves him playing with a couple of coins in a corner. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed a quarter and starts to panic, shouting out for help.
A well dressed, attractive but sober looking woman in a severe blue business suit is sitting at the coffee bar, reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way unhurriedly across the book store. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then much more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand as it spins through the air. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and thanks her profusely her, saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic! Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replied, shaking out her newspaper. "Divorce attorney".
10:57:10 PM 
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