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Sorry, Karen, Paula & Phil. I lost both Mr Moore’s Wall-Clock & your comments on it during attempts to shift the poem left. So no, Phil, nothing you said – just my incompetence & then extreme torpor!
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The Half Term break approaches – 10 days in the real world. 10 days away from the dismal spectacle of the slow-motion car crash that is staff/management relations at present. So sad.
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Prince Charles is to marry Camilla Parker-Bowles. Whoop-de-doo….
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I have a poem hanging around short of a last verse. Anybody got any spares..?
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Apparently in the States (location unknown) a man arrested for forging banknotes paid his bail in forged dollar bills.
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According to The Independent on Sunday 56% of girls achieve top grades in their 16+ exams against 45 % of boys; 24% of women smoke, which nearly matches the 28% o men; 1 in 5 women now admit that they drink more than they should, which is fast closing the gap the other side of which stand men on 1 in 3.
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THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE
If you are Obsessive-Compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have Multiple Personalities, please press 3, 4, 5,and 6.
If you are Paranoid-Delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully and a number of little voices will tell you which number to press.
If you are Manic-Depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
11:03:52 PM 
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