REUBEN & ROSIE - 16.2.05
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WALKING EAGLE
President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona. He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, how he had signed "YES" to every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval - 1,237 times, he boasted. Although the President was vague on the precise details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about future governmental policy for helping his "red brothers.”
At the conclusion of his speech, the Native tribes presented the President with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name given to the President. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a powerful bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
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