How Evil Are You?
Steve at Abist Invidia introduced me to the Gematriculator, a system that analzes the content (text) of your blogs and scores you according to how evil and good you are. This system is based off Gematria methods. The home page for this system describes the method as such:
The Gematriculator is a service that uses the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is.
Basically, Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God's number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 ... I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel.
Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God's watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.
Based on the Gematria method, I'm 32% evil and 68% good. In a comment to Steve, I wrote the following:
And the neighbors thought I was such a good person. Ha. Memo to self--stop wearing so much black; consider not printing the review of The Blair Witch Project; start quoting Holy Scripture in blog (daily); stop saying "Holy Shit;" and most importantly, re-examine blog after the evil week of Halloween.
Yours truly,
Michael
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