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Wednesday, December 03, 2003

How Much is Your Soul Worth?

We Want Your Soul offers a simple test that generates a monetary worth for your soul. 

Questions have been prepared to reflect the goodness of your soul.  They range from the religious (have you been baptised? are you a practicing Christian?) to the spiritual (have you ever given money to charity? To the homeless?) to your lifestyle choices (have you taken any of the drugs on our list? do you drink the recommended weekly intake of alcohol? are you overweight? have you stolen anything of significant value?) to your level of materialism (do you own a mobile phone? do you own any goods from any of the manufacturers on our list?). 

And, of course, the more goodness in your soul, the higher the price of your soul.  The quote is generated in pounds.  My soul is worth 39,220 pound. That's approximately $70,478.97 US dollars.

Lastly, the quote will inform you where you compare with other souls.  In regards to my quote, 19% of souls are of more worth.  Not bad.

Seventy thousand is barely anything.  Guess I won't be selling anytime soon. 


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