Speaking to troops in Qatar, about the ever popular WMD story, Bush was quoted as saying, "it shouldn't be surprising that no such weapons have been found..."
Right on GW. I'm certainly not surprised!
Next up, West Virginia's best liar.
Won a contest to that effect. He's off to college next year. Future aspirations? As if you didn't know.
I had this story originally about the Saudi executioner tells all
Saudi Arabia's leading executioner says he is "very proud to do God's work" and does not lose sleep over beheading several people in one day. Understand I got scooped by Tom Tomorrow or one of his henchmen. That's what happens when you're forced to work for a living.
And finally:(Sounds of applause)
The well touted Monica Lewinsky has changed her political affiliation and is now a registered Republican. She was reported as saying the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.