Has anyone out there ever heard of anything called a "UFO"? Exactly what does that acronym stand for? I'm guessing that that acronym might stand for "Unidentified Flying Object".
I love these reports. Where do these UFO's come from? Huh? I choose not to pick on anyone but has anyone else ever noticed that the UFO reports that originate in America come mostly from a couple of "out back" dessert states in the United States - Nevada or New Mexico? Hah! Are all so-called aliens from a desert like place into the outer universe? I never meant any disrespect to any people that come from these states in the U.S. - as is always my rule here....
Has anyone ever heard of a primarily military base from Southern Nevada called (choose one) area 50, 51 or 52? My topic today is about any of the UFO's.
As anyone else would all say, I've never been anywhere near area 51 - but if you might land on any one of that base's triangular strips, guess who you absolutely are in the crosshairs of the soldiers' live and fully loaded weapons? Yep, you folks are the UFO's.
Alright. Halloween is coming up. The nasty part is called the "little boys". No, I'm not a pervert. I was once mistakenly referred to as a "little boy" - I'm just a little older these days. Let me tell you how we have known what UFO's are all about. Yep, we naughty boys created them as well. No shit. Really! Any of our parents will potentially kill us. Hah. Is anyone kidding? Hey folks, please don't let your kids read anything that I write. Let's have some fun.
I, together with some friends had our fun too. Were there any UFO's involved? Yep - you bet. Let me explain them. When I was a kid there was some service place called a professional clothing laundry joint. These places that are still around in the current days offering something that this business calls "dry cleaning". Yep, they still have customers.
For various reasons I have always been fascinated with one item or another in our world. Does anyone like hot air balloons that fly about? Everyone seems able to identify them while they're in flight. Hah! I'll examine that theory.
Keep in mind those wonderful plastic bags that virtually all garments come home from laundry services everywhere. Keep this list of ingredients necessary for some real naughty.
- 1 or 2 laundry-issued light weight plastic bags
- Equally light weight cotton thread or perhaps some light fishing line
- 1, 2 or 3 light weight candles
- Some light cooking version of aluminum foil
That's all you need and, I might mention, a couple of boys who will, given enough time and ridiculous compulsion might create one of their very own hot balloons. Light their creation's candles, hold it at arms' length and eventually it will magically loft itself - it takes off so to speak. Do you know that if any of these things ever landed or crashed into another person's roof we and they might be in real trouble? That event was never intended by any of we ten-year olds. The amazing part is coming. If anyone ever spied this floating illuminated thing either coming toward or away from them, guess what? There were calls to the cops. Apparently, there was some kind of UFO discovered some place that I might have lived at one time or another.
Have a nice day folks.
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