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  Sunday, September 25, 2005


Uh Oh. rich's Theme is getting a little bit more Sexually Oriented today
Or not. Who knows?

I have no idea of where the Salon went. Maybe some of my readers have gone to their own vacation. Who knows?

Today's item is mainly directed toward any friends of any female type sex. Both sexes are addressed of course. Let's all witness what horrible physical things that we can view today.

We won't begin with anything naturally sexual. We'll just talk about any idiot that wanders around in his own home in the middle of one night until he stumps his toe. In this particular case, we're talking about me - but sexless based.

Not only did I harm any furniture but I also really hurt my own toenail. The result can be seen here. Hey this only the beginning. The sex based stuff comes later - so to speak. Okay now look away. This is my first example of stuff that really hurts. In this case this tough toenail really didn't want to go and I took care of my problem by borrowing some pliers from my garage. I counted down from three and yanked. Don't worry - Did that hurt? Why on earth does this torture remind me of? Some men will. It's only fair. That's all. It gets better later.


Probably both sexes have two of these things most of the time
No, I am not a sexist. If you think so, prove it by telling me what I might have previously written in order to prove your point true? I am starting with this painful device story because I'm polite. The ladies always go first.

The first torture device is known as a brassiere. I admit that I am unable to imagine having to wear these devices. Some other people who live in cold weather-type places might like bras and/or pantyhose (or whatever weird things that women wear...). The Richenatrix lives with me in Hawaii. Good lord.... While it's fun, this item was incorrectly invented by a man with a name of Otto Titzling. We'll give this clothing invention to a New York woman by the name of Mary Phelps Jacob in 1913. Oh, she invented some other torture devices for you women as well. No two female breasts are ever alike. Different sizes. Different shapes. Do women ever get used to these facts? No, there is expensive and, in my opinion unnecessary, surgery for some of you.

Is underwear clothing of any type required for either sex and if so, then who makes these rules?

Now, mostly woman out there, what other physiologies might you be interested in? Some women are aptly investigative in a lot of ways.

About half of our world's population owns an interesting external "appliance" or "organ" that I'm going to call a penis. God's reason for placing this thing combined with a so-called scrotum which contained testicles outside of our male's bodies is both to assure that living-sperm is kept a little cooler than the rest of us. Oh, and the other thing that it probably causes with the so-called "tougher sex" is also with another "little" worry. Sperm comes in two verities. Each one contains only one of our male's bodies' chromosomes which are known as "XY".

Any couple who desire a pregnancy will keep one of the sex's testicles hanging in loose underwear (if wearing any - men don't like them) in order to keep them cool. The thickness of the skin on men's sexual organs (either penis or testicles) is very very thin. Why? Many get more feeling with thin skin and a lot of accompanying sensor cells. (Hey women, compare skin thickness on something called a clitoris - you might be surprised) The thermal loss is also much more efficient in your men's physiological case. Men, take a three minute dip in any Jacuzzi-type heated pool. It's just as effective as any otherwise expensive birth control pill.

Let's continue.

Hey mothers, any of your children are established with a specific sex directly determined at the accompanying time-second of your own pregnancy prior to your fetus'(sic) occupation of your uterus. The physiology of either fetus is identical. We all start out our lives as a girl. The strange ones don't show until 11 or 12 weeks. In the 12th week of pregnancy, a 75% chance occurs regarding any fetus' sex. What on earth are those well paid doctors looking for anyway? Hmmm. Different chemicals in the sexes? What? Don't you know?

Okay, we're all straitened out with each others sex stuff. No pictures regarding those items here today! Now, let's get to the really nasty stuff that exists in virtually both sexes' clothing. In this story most women just shrug their shoulders. Most men just make a noise with their own mouths that a lot of people do resembling sudden pain infliction or perhaps more correctly - personally received.



This mechanical item was invented and patenated by a man called Whitcomb L. Judson with a Japenese company called YKK in aprozimately 1917.

I have caught a lot of crap from others but I still recall that almost no men uses the word penis to refer to their own sexual organs. So, I'll do it again.

Pay attention mothers with any sons. Boys, if you get your dick caught in these zipper things, it's really going to hurt. No kidding. The women don't understand my point today. When you cause your own little accident what can you do? You simply undo what you did do originally. Yep. It'll hurt just the same except on this occasion you will have to undo it on purpose. Ouch. Hey, no tears. Can you call for anyone's help? What? Are you kidding? I actually have a female doctor. Huh? (LOL) The Bactine is bad enough but if you're my doctor and suggest putting a Band-aid on any of those lacerations then please go back to college maam. Bandages in my sex's area just don't operate correctly. Maybe we might all chuckle about this story?


This is my last photo. Stolen? Nope. These blue-jeans are mine - even from Hawaii. Do you recognize those teeth? Men, be very careful putting any of these loved garments on. Ya know what I mean?

Have a nice day folks.


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