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  Sunday, November 06, 2005


What does the Combination of Sex and Booze Mean?
Or Anything? We Call it Advertisement

Lately I have been having a little bit of trouble on my whole blog deal. Regarding my blog, Was there ever any contract which required anything from me? I don't recall ever having been paid. Never mind anyway. This one was very difficult for me. I have never declared nor politically themed either Republic or Democratic (or any other Party). That really was not my point today. My gripe is something that I consider a little bit simpler and, in some ways, in my opinion, a little bit more embarrassing for me. Perhaps this whole deal is kind of embarrassing for most people. I honestly don't know.

I've been doing a lot of my usual investigation but today I think I'll cut the scientific facts back quite a bit. In blog cases I've discovered that emotional openness is actually a lot more popular. I've looked at some psychological or even neurologist papers that are available wherever you want to look at the subliminal effects on anyone's brain. Believe me, there is a lot of this kind of thing out there. Scary too! None of us can escape what comprises our minds. We can eliminate anything that annoys any of us by simply ignoring them. That's a joke isn't it? The business of advertising is making anyone a fortune.

We have an intuitive view of perception that is simple and compelling. We assume that energy from our environment tickles our sensory organs, which then just deliver it as images to the brain. The objects exist out in reality, so we see them. Then we think and feel and act based on what we perceive. A word called "television" was first used in 1900 (originally from the circa 1830's). Imagine the changes possible in our environments?

I have recently hosted some European visitors and we've all had some wonderful experiences. Some people might incur some interesting or perhaps questionable questions in rich's presence. I have to admit that I don't spend a lot of time in any European countries but I did have a little bit of interest between our own country's difference in our own entertainment or perhaps commercial traditions regarding nudity. My questions were met with no affluence and my witnesses did disclose that nudity in European advertisements as well as anything else that I might name was not either common or uncommon.

I don't get much television at all. I don't get any European television at all. Too bad on both cases but I do believe ideas or conversation by my witnesses in this case. In my opinions I have not ever been offended by any European advertisements involving nudity. It's just that simple. I've had thoughts about some of their programs or advertisements that I felt were just "cute". There is no disrespect intended for the rest of my world. Somehow Americans have grown to be assumed prude-like basics. Well, we'll figure that theory of "realism" out shortly.


Soften your own inhalations - Salem in 1961
We'll pretty much include some of out television history in my theme today. Do you remember these cigarette advertisements? All television cigarette commercials concluded on January 2nd, 1971.
You could take this same commercial today, substitute a feminine hygiene product for the cigarette, and it would work perfectly as well.
Now that we have communicated my general theme, let's perhaps get interested in why my general blogs have been so slow in their own development? I think that if you might generalize rich P&S as a prude might be a mistake. Simplistically and/or not implicitly rich is just another bad boy!

This protest didn't stop in 2001. It gets a lot worse.
In December 2001, NBC was to become the first broadcast network to air hard liquor commercials. They had entered into a multi-million dollar contract with Guiness UDV to run four months of public service announcements about drinking before advertising a product on NBC. Guiness makes Bailey's Irish Cream (more later), Smirnoff vodka, Johnny Walker scotch, Jose Cuervo tequila, Captain Morgan rum, Crown Royal Canadian whisky and Tanqueray gin.
NAAAPI mobilized organizations around the country to form a national campaign. The campaign, called "Stop Liquor Ads on NBC" includes, (CSPI), (PA-MADD), (BADD), (APHA), (PIRE), (PAUD), (NAEMSP) and (PDFD) among others from Berkley.
When I was fourteen or fifteen some of my girlfriends with "nice asses" viewed Levi's commercials that combined Levi's product with some form of sexual implicit actuality. Do you understand that Levi is still in great business? Let's continue from right there. Cute girls sell a lot of things. Can we get rid of any commercials or pornography that we object to? Yes we can - but doing just a simple thing like ignoring them is frankly impossible for our majority. You do know that don't you?

You can accuse me of reading too much into things and I guarantee that I'll get myself into trouble all of the time but when did porno directors start making commercials for Bailey's Irish Cream? Get real folks! Frankly, I'm disgusted with this deal. Can America be any more vulgar or sordid?

The other days I have caught commercials from this company's latest and I can't find a copy of the ad that I'm referring to. I have two theories; either this ad is very new or has been hidden on the net - you figure it out - not me.

The ad that I'm referring to features a party in which a man is about to throw out an empty bottle of Bailey's. But "No" says the gorgeous woman reclined sexily on the nearby couch together with just a seductive glance, she'll take that last drop. Are you catching on so far? Oh baby, will she ever.


I couldn't find the correct commercial referred to. This is the best that I could provide for today's theme.
The man positions his phallus (excuse me, "bottle") over the woman's eager open kisser. I know alcohol ads and sexual innuendo go hand in hand, but this one didn't exactly go for subtlety.

It couldn't have been more blatant had the potentially nude woman actually gotten down on her hands and knees to accept the "bottle's" creamy product. Don't try and explain this ad to your children - they'll learn eventually. Yep, whether you want it or not - it's coming - so to speak.

If you've read my story about porno and booze then maybe we can explain why a slightly smarter guy named Cheney might be elected next time. Do you know why? Please re-read this article for some details.

Do you need a job? Do you produce the same quality product that I have just described? There are millions of companies lined up to pay you a lot of money for delivering similar products.

 

P.S. A previous sexy commercial from Tabasco was here as well. This one wasn't as bad.


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