The Rap Song Writer's Quandary
Some may think that the gangsta rapper's song is just dumb, useless, tacky, no-thought-involved. But let's take a closer look, shall we? As a genius, or near-genius, I tend to take close in-depth looks at everything. Let's take a fictional rapper's lyric, to start, and see where his mind might go with it...
You gonna suck dis dick bitch -- you gonna suck it raw,
You gonna suck dis -- let's see, what rhymes with raw?
You gonna suck it while wearin' a bra?
You gonna suck it while sayin' blah?
You gonna suck it while chewin' dat chaw?
You gonna suck it like a lobster with dat claw?
You gonna suck it like somethin' stuck in ya' craw?
You gonna suck it like Monet can draw?
You gonna suck it without flaw?
You gonna suck while watchin' Hee Haw?
You gonna suck while watchin' Robert Shaw?
When he in Da Jaw?
You gonna break the law?
You gonna eat that slaw?
You gonna say you love yo' ma?
And yo' pa?
Awww, hell -- naw!
You gonna sit in dat spa?
You gonna sit -- in dat barn -- in dat straw?
You gonna say "ciao" or "ta"?
You gonna read Evelyn Waugh?
You kiddin' me?
You gonna menage a trois?
Nothing's easy, is it?
(Rhyme that with aw)
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