Friday, May 02, 2003

X-2 Kicks ASS and my FAT nightmare. I just finished watching X-Men II The Movie. It was amazing. I think the thing I like most about these movies is the darkness that surrounds them. The world of the X-Men is not all sweetness and light, not by far. Instead it's filled with nightmares and scary events, much like real life, or my life anyway. Which leads me to a new nightmarish experience. That would be sitting in the theater and realizing that more than 1/2 of the people walking in front of me were dangerously overweight. Walking with their super-sized Cokes, huge tubs of buttered popcorn and jumbo-sized Butterfingers they lumbered their way back to their seats, hands greasy and mouths sucking greedily at the huge cups of sugar water in their hands. I counted more than three couples who’s total weight per couple probably exceeded 500 pounds. That brings to mind (mine at least) the question everyone has about fat couples... How do they have sex? Do they have sex? When you have a man of average height who weighs 300 pounds and a women of average height who is 250 pounds how is it possible to actually complete the act? I mean, any possible way seems like it would be dangerous to one or both parties involved. Do people who are that heavy just take all their pleasure in food? Does it became a substitute for good old-fashioned fucking? I have the urge to get really fat so I can answer my own questions . 3:48:08 PM    Gimme your feedback! []

"Condescending, Belligerent, Argumentative and Arrogant" Poor Rick Santorum. According to today's NY Times, http://www.nytimes.com/2003/05/02/national/02GAYS.html,  he had a "fiery" meeting yesterday with some of his constituents who happen to be the parents of gay children. The title above is a quote from one of the parents describing Santorum's general tone during the meeting. According to this article, Santorum left the meeting so quickly he tripped over a chair on his exit and "couldn't get out of there fast enough." Hell hath no fury like parents attempting to protect and defend their own children against bigoted right-wing senators. I'm sure when Santorum was expounding on the evils of "man on dog" sex he never thought he would be confronted with his own words by parents of the very children he was claiming had no right to privacy under the Constitution. Well, he did and I for one hope more parents in his home state continue to not let him forget that his words will carry consequences. 9:52:52 AM    Gimme your feedback! []

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