What Am I Thinking??

Is what is going through my mind as I agree to give this guy a ride home from the gay bar at which I'm playing pool. But I'm a nice guy and he's harmless enough. Or so I think.
He invites me in for a beer and when I'm in asks if I like porn. "Uhh, not really" I say, which is honest as I own none and truly don't enjoy it. So he takes that as his cue to put some on, which I'm truly not interested in. He then tells me how he wants to blow me, and I'm all "I'm sorry, I'm not really into that, do you have anything else to watch?" and he puts on Six Degrees of Separation, which is a movie I've wanted to see but haven't had the time nor inclination to watch.
Then while we're watching the movie he starts trying to feel my package and I say "Dude, I'm trying to watch this movie!" and he goes into the bathroom. I take that as my cue to get out. So then I go and get something to eat, and as I drive in my early-model BMW home it's all foggy and I'm glad to be alone, and secure in my body, with no one around demanding a piece of me. And I wonder how he feels when he comes out of the bathroom and no one is in his house, it's just an empty house with a flickering blue television screen, and no one is there, but it doesn't matter because I'm glad to be gone, and I'm almost home.
3:30:20 AM
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