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Friday, October 31, 2003 |
Probably the Lamest Thing I've Heard This Year
Is that Republicans are thinking of running washed-up and increasingly un-funny Dennis Miller against California Senator Barbara Boxer in 2004.
Their delusions grow grander as each day goes on.
10:35:29 PM 
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Catholic School Girls - Mean-ass Bitches
I dated a Catholic school girl when in HS. She went to St. Mary's School for Girls and I went to Lincoln. A good Irish girl she was and great in the sack, at that time I thought I was straight, or maybe I didn't and was working hard to CONVINCE myself I was. Anyway, I used to wait outside St. Mary's for her and her friends to emerge, all of us guys sitting and waiting for our Catholic girlfriends to open the front doors of the school we were never allowed to enter.
Which is why I thought this story was so hilarious. Apparently a guy in Philadelphia had been waiting for students at a local Catholic girls school to come out the doors and he would then expose his erect penis to them and run, thinking they would shriek in their Catholic modesty and flee from the site of his turgid maleness. Well, he picked the wrong school. These chicks chased him down and beat the shit out of him, sending him to the hospital with unspecified "injuries."
Catholic girls are many things but wimps they are not. Ask me, I've still got the scars on my back to prove it.
5:52:58 PM
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Hypocrites
Republicans are "demanding" that they get to review the Reagan made-for-TV movie on CBS in advance of its airing.
What a bunch of shameful hypocrites. They call the same demands by other ethnic & religious groups "censorship" and then demand the same themselves. Well, those demands are censorship whether they come from Republicans or Democrats. No one has a right to see a finished book, movie or any work of art before its initial unveiling, especially so they can "demand" changes which make the piece more acceptable to their particular ideological point-of-view.
The National Socialist government in Germany (aka Nazis) also "demanded" that all books, films, prints, pictures and works of music be submitted to its propaganda department so they could be vetted against the principles of the Nazi party before released to the German public. I'm not saying the Republicans are Nazis but I am saying the requests fall along the same lines, mainly that both are unacceptable and both are censorship.
5:42:38 PM
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Airport Food
 
One is reminded of the inadequecies of certain airports during layovers or while waiting for flights, usually in the South, when it comes to food.
A prime example is Dallas. This airport offers NOTHING but Oscar Meyer hotdog stands and mini Pizza-Hut restaurants. Compare this to Portland's airport, which for being in such a dull, lame-ass town offers an amazingly versatile choice of healthy selections, including great Mexican food.
I'm bitching because I just flew back from Dallas through Phoenix and was unable to find anything to eat in either Dallas or Phoenix but the above-mentioned food sources. Not a good way to keep one's figure.
12:30:14 AM
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© Copyright 2003 Shane Hensinger.
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