Wednesday, November 05, 2003

Rosie The Witch                                                               It looks as if the "Queen of Nice" isn't really so nice after all. Evidently Rosie O'Donnell told a cancer survivor at the publisher of her magazine that "Liars get cancer and if they keep lying they get it again." The dislike seems to be mutual with staffers at Rosie publisher G+J saying that "we should do our own little 'ding dong the witch is dead' song and dance" to celebrate the severance of O'Donnell's relationship with G+J. They also suggested moving into Rosie's office to "get the bad vibes out" and "burning sage in the corners." Absolutely hilarious. Rosie was always a bad-ass lezzie beoytch. The whole heart-of-gold thing was a bullshit act. But I'm not holding it against her, after all, it is show business, right? 7:29:05 PM    Gimme your feedback! []

Jacking Off In A Cup Today I had to go and give the usual blood and semen samples for the HIV Vaccine trial I am so generously participating in to help those with HIV as well as those, like myself, who are HIV- and want to stay that way. Every three months I go in and give a pint of 250 cc's of blood as well as a semen sample, what they do with it I have no idea but I guess they're using me as a "control". It turns out it's more difficult to recruit people for these studies than they expected due to the selction criteria being so strict. I qualified because I'm HIV- and have never had a smallpox vaccination as well as having a pretty non-slutty sexual record, for a gay man that is. It's no big deal but the jacking off into a cup is a little strenuous, even with the help of the newest "Freshmen" and other assorted gay male porn they provide me at the clinic. However every time I leave there I feel like I've done my part to try and find a vaccine for this disease which has wreaked so much havoc on those around me and which continues to decimate the third world. I'm a real saint. St. Shane, I like the sound of that.                                                      2:25:23 PM    Gimme your feedback! []

Elections Well here in Seattle it looks like we're going to be treated to four years of Jean Godden's health complaints (My bowels moved today!!) and 4 years of David Della's complaints about everything in general with a good dose of "Asian" pride thrown in for good measure. I voted for all the incumbents except Margaret Paegler, instead voting for her opponent Tom Rasmussen, who is openly gay and would make a good addition to the council. I'm sad to see Judy Nicastro and Heidi Wills voted off, both were great, strong liberal women and we need them in Seattle. We now have a council that is 7 men and 2 women, poor lonely Jan Drago and ancient decrepit Jean Godden. The bright side is the measure mandating district elections failed. I voted against because the at-large system seems to work well and I'm leery of supporting any measure that Balkanizes the city, especially without seeing the districts first. 10:19:18 AM    Gimme your feedback! []

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