Monday, April 19, 2004

Kevin Spacey's Lies                                                                                            Closeted gay, living a lie So Kevin Spacey told the London police he was robbed and then withdrew the allegation when his stories didn't match up huh? Maybe they didn't match up because Kevin Spacey is a closeted homo who was out in a London park at 4:00 AM not "walking his dog" as he stated but instead looking to suck some dick, if you get my meaning. He most likely was robbed by some rough trade and then got all paniced and made up this innane story about walking the dog at 4:00 AM. Please, I've personally seen Ms. Spacey in LA out to breakfast with his boy-toy and the aforementioned dog (a repulsive little homo chihuahua or some small type-dog) on more than one occasion and so have my friends. He also developed a strange fixation on a straight male friend of mine who worked on a movie with him and began calling my friend at all hours of the day and night, harassing him so badly that my friend had to drop out of the movie because Spacey was such a Fatal Attraction-type stalker. Kevin Spacey is queerer than a three-dollar bill. He knows it, I know it and everyone in LA knows it. 11:07:01 AM    Gimme your feedback! []

Alvin Vigil at White Party This is my friend Alvin (glasses) at the White Party this year. He's a wonderful guy and it looks like he had a great time, but then again, he always does and I can vouch for that! 10:54:16 AM    Gimme your feedback! []

Ladybugs                                                                                             They mean business!!! I forgot to tell you all something cool I did this weekend. A couple of weeks ago I noticed that an orange tree I had planted in a large clay pot on our deck was looking a little sad, a little droopy, you know what I mean? So I said to myself,  I said "Shane, what's wrong with this little orange tree?" and I took a closer look.                                                                                                                   Ladybugs killed us! Well, it turns out the orange tree had little green aphids all over it, it was looking a little sucked dry, you know what I mean? So I decided the best cure for my little tree was some bio-control, in my case meaning I would go and purchase some ladybugs to kill the green aphids on my tree. Friday I did so. You buy them from a nursery and then when the sun sets you let them go. The morning after my tree was clean as a whistle, the ladybugs were looking full and all was well in the garden of Shane. 12:02:16 AM    Gimme your feedback! []

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