Swollen Lips and Castro Hot Tubs
My lips are so swollen today from too much making out last night.
My boyfriend and I have an understanding that it's OK to makeout with another guy, especially when drunk and on the dance floor, as long as hands don't progress down below the belt. Last night I took full advantage of this understanding and ended up in a hot-tub in the Castro with a straight couple and 4 gay men. Needless to say it all got a bit crowded for me so I took off at around 2:30 AM and walked back to my car.
Every Friday and Saturday night there is what I refer to as the "sidewalk sale" by this park in the Castro. Basically all these guys line up on the street to cruise for sex and I, unfortunately, had parked my car smack-dab in the middle of this sordid event (prior to its starting). So I was forced to walk up the street, past 30-40 men lining up on the sidewalk and numerous idling cars, with my hair soaking wet and my t-shirt plastered to my body from the hot tub. Needless to say I barely made it to the car in one piece and now I know what a gazelle feels like when it's trapped by a pack of hyenas.
2:55:51 PM 
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