The Stranger Grosses Me Out
I love The Stranger, an alterna-weekly from my former home city Seattle. I especially love their I, Anonymous column, which allows anyone to write in anonymously and say anything they want. This weeks piece proved to be horrifically disgusting and hilarious all at the same time. Entitled "Eat my discharge." I've included it for your reading pleasure below, along with a handy and informative graphic!
 While I'm squirming and moaning with pleasure, little do you know that it's not because you are a master at cunnilingus, but because the rough surface of your tongue is scratching the intense itch in my pussy caused by my severe and recurring yeast infection.
Having you lick those itchy part feels so good. It's sort of like having someone scratch your back. And the harder you lick my vulva and clitoris and dart your tongue into my itchy discharge-filled vagina, the more I moan with pleasure. I may have an orgasm from feeling so turned on about the whole dirty experience, or I may fake one because I've had enough. Either way, you are left with a mouthful of enough yeast to bake a few loaves of bread or ferment a couple of bottles of wine. Don't say I never did you any favors.
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