The Saddest, Sickest Show on TV
Tuesday night I saw what has to be the saddest, most underhanded show on TV today. It's called The WB's Superstar USA and the premise is similiar to American Idol. Contestants try out to become America's next superstar through a series of auditions in front of a panel of judges. Except there's a twist. In this case the contestants are all absolutely terrible singers and dancers and are actually being nominated for being America's WORST performer, and they don't know it.
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Oh the pain of watching some of these people. There was the gay kid from NJ who swished on stage in a pair of high-heeled boots and a midriff-baring top and then proceeded to execute a series of excruciatingly precise dance moves to a Destiny's Child song. He was a true survivor. The rest were as bad if not worse. Towards the end I was so sickened I had to turn the TV off before I threw up all over our new, lemon shiraz-silk pillows.
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