Queer Eye for the Muslim Guy
Now I know these Muslim fundamentalists hate the USA, the West and everything that we stand for, but do they have to appear so ugly all the time?
Take Ubu Hamza (pictured above) for example. He's a gimp missing one eye and an arm, but does he have to look so unattractive? No, I think he could use a reasonably lower price prosthesis and a replacement glass eye and appear much more persuasive to the average Western convert-to-be.
 Here's Hamza featuring fabulous new aviator-style sunglasses (brand unknown). With his missing eye hidden he appears not so terrifying, more like a cuddly little Muslim terror teddy bear. However the yellow teeth present a problem, those, I think, must be whitened and soon. Still his visage isn't as bad as the first picture, if he'd only get that awful steel claw fixed I think he'd be reasonably appealing, if it weren't for all that "Murder the Jews and the Christians" shit he's always spouting.
12:45:21 AM 
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