Mary Cheney - Professional Dyke
One of my major pet peeves about the gay community has been its love of gay kids with celebrity/politician parents. Because so many homos are so in thrall to celebs themselves they naturally feel that the gay child of someone famous will be able to catch the attention of straights: "CHER'S daughter is a lesbian? Wow... maybe the gays aren't so bad afterall!" and so this thinking goes.

Lesbian for sale to highest bidder!
Famous parents and connections in high places included!
If you're non-talented and gay and happen to have a famous parent then the least you're assured of is a job at one of the constantly-infighting and ineffective homo organizations like NGLTF or HRC.
Witness Candice Gingrich, the dykey half-sister of former House Speaker Newt Gingrich. For awhile after ol' Candace burst out of the Wal-Mart closet she'd been hiding in, she was everywhere HRC wanted her to be. Always smiling and always wearing the same sad K-Mart styled suit (dark blue with white piping) she showed that... it's possible for Repubs to have dykey sisters with bad taste as well!
My point being that the recent flap over Mary Cheney's lezzie orientation is ridiculous because Mary Cheney has been a professional dyke for as long as I can remember. She worked for Coors as their "Liason to the Gay and Lesbian community" for years and if that doesn't make one a professional homo then I don't know what does. Mary hasn't been in the closet for ages and has milked both her lesbianism and her connections to the Bush White House for all they're worth.
Which is why the flap over her "outting" by John Kerry is all the more ridiculous. Mary was never "in" and both her father and mother have mentioned her sapphic tendencies whenever it benefits them or their campaigns. In addition it's unbelievable to see the Repubs painting themselves as being uber-sensitive when the Texas Republican party called for gays to be fired from their jobs!
The country is going to hell-in-a-handbasket under Bush and this flap is all the more ridiculous with the terrible problems we have facing us. Mary Cheney has been a professional dyke for as long as anyone can remember and to insinuate she was somehow "taken advantage of" by Kerry is outlandish. Especially considering the sad fact that Mary Cheney has been "taking advantage" of herself long before John Kerry got around it, and she's now allowing the Republicans, a party that hates gays and does everything it can to make their lives miserable, to take advantage and use her as well.
Who's the real victim here? I can tell you for sure its not Mary Cheney.
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