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Friday, September 16, 2005

 

BUSH MISSED BUTTON IN NEW ORLEANS

Bush looked very strange last night in New Orleans ~ almost like a turtle .

At first I thought he had another radio transformer attached to his back , like in the debates, but whatever it was ~ he looked wierd .

Then Spoof.com came to my rescue with the answer ~ the most powerful man in the world in his big moment before    the nation ~ misbuttoned his shirt and looked like an idiot.

Can we be any more embarrassed by this president ?

Here is Shirley Knott's incisive analysis of this memorable moment on Spoof.com

Allen L Roland

 

President Bush New Orleans speech buttonholed as ineffective 

Polls from CNN, NBC, CBS and ABC news confirmed that nearly 94% of Americans felt that national security was severely threatened if President Bush didn’t even know how   to dress himself properly for a major event. 
 


Bush parties hardy at UN on Wednesday; misbuttons on Thursday.
After careful analysis of the Bush New Orleans speech footage by media sources and numerous fashion consultants and designers in New York, London, Los Angeles, and Paris, it has been confirmed that President George W. Bush addressed the nation on Thursday sporting an ill-buttoned shirt.

“I kept staring at him and thinking, ‘Something’s not right,’” said fashion magnate Ralph Lauren from his studio in Manhattan. “Bush looked like a turtle, and then it dawned on me that he has misbuttoned his shirt. There is clearly an extra buttonhole visible on the left.”

Lauren explained that he “immediately got on the phone and formed an ad hoc fashion committee to investigate the unequal distances of the top right and top left of the president’s shirt.”

Working throughout the night, Lauren and top fashion editors poured over the New Orleans speech footage using state-of-the-art measuring software, and the finally came to the conclusion that Lauren's hunches were correct.
After NASA mathematicians were called in to confirm the committee’s findings, it was decided that the president’s extra buttonhole oversight would be revealed to the nation.

Working in tandem with Lauren’s group, FOX News was the first to nationally break the fashion faux pas, with Bill O’Reilly rendered speechless, a first in his career.
After regaining his composure, O’Reilly postured that perhaps he “had been wrong about George W. Bush.”

“I apologize to my viewers for ever having supported that goofball,” said O’Reilly during his broadcast. “As the finest reporter in America, I should have spotted the error myself.”

Polls from CNN, NBC, CBS and ABC news
confirmed that nearly 94% of Americans felt that national security was severely threatened if President Bush didn’t even know how to dress himself properly for a major event.

An aide in the White House who spoke on condition of anonymity confirmed that the president dressed himself on Thursday evening
over the stern objections of presidential advisor, Karl Rove.

“Turd Blossom was steaming,” said the aide. “At first he thought that perhaps President Bush had looted some bar stock from the French Quarter nearby Jackson Square, and that’s why he was incapable of correctly buttoning his shirt, but then it was discovered that Bush was apparently still high from his visit to the U.N. on Wednesday.”

House and Senate Republicans could not be reached for comment.

Written by Shirley Knott  / Spoof.com 

 

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10:29:30 PM    comment []

 

GREAT PROTECTOR NOW THE GREAT FABRICATOR

It was painful watching Bush speak last night to a nationwide audience . He looked like a  grotesque cardboard caricature  of himself against  the floodlighted St Louis Cathedral in Jackson Square, New Orleans. You get the symbolism, of course  ~ God is behind me and everything I say. 

Speaking after stealthily driving through dark empty New Orleans streets where his last visible and bought support ~ Army soldiers saluted his motorcade on each corner as it passed.

To Bush, New Orleans is Baghdad ~ and the countless Americans who have been betrayed by him and no longer believe in him, after this incredible crisis, are the terrorists who are out to get him and bring down his neocon global design.

There was no heart and not one ounce of feeling in anything he said last night  ~ just the usual Bushisms of feigned sincerity and hollow announcements and promises of action to be taken.

Karl Rove's carefully constructed image of the great protector has been stripped away by Hurricane Katrina and now we see Bush for what he really is ~ the entitled Great Fabricator who really doesn't care. 

Like the Tin Man in THE WIZARD OF OZ ~ Bush doesn't have a heart . Now, this character flaw, which Europeans have known for some time, has become obvious to millions of Americans ~ and empty words and slogans are falling on increasingly deaf ears.

Sidney Blumenthal, Salon, calls it the ' Breach of a Myth ' and then also reveals the deepest wound ~ "The deepest wound is not that he was incapable of defending the country but that he has shown he lacks the will to do so. In Bush's own evangelical language, he revealed his heart."

Allen L Roland 


Opinion


Breach of a myth

After Katrina, the country no longer believes in Bush the protector. His presidency is ruined.

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By Sidney Blumenthal / SALON.COM

Sept. 15, 2005  |  Bush's America is gone with the wind. It lasted just short of four years, from Sept. 11, 2001, to Aug. 29, 2005. The devastation of New Orleans was the watery equivalent of a dirty bomb, but Hurricane Katrina approached the homeland with advance warnings, scientific anticipation and a personal briefing of the president by the director of the National Hurricane Center, alerting him about a possible breaching of the levees. It was as predictable as though Osama bin Laden had phoned in every detail to the television networks. No future terrorist attack would or could be as completely foreseen as Katrina.

Bush's entire presidency and reelection campaign were organized around one master idea: He stood as the protector and savior of the American people under siege. On this mystique he built his persona as a decisive man of conviction and action. In the 2004 election, a critical mass of voters believed that because of his unabashed patriotism and unembarrassed religiosity he would do more to protect the country. They also believed that his fervor must be strength. The criticism of Bush that he was overzealous, simplistic and single-minded only served to reinforce his image.

The deepest wound is not that he was incapable of defending the country but that he has shown he lacks the will to do so. In Bush's own evangelical language, he revealed his heart.

Overnight, the press disclosed a petulant, vacillating president it had not noticed before. It was as if there were a new man in the White House. Time magazine described a "rigid and top-down" White House where aides are petrified to deliver bad news to a "yelling" president. Newsweek reported that two days after the hurricane, top White House aides, who "cringe" before the "cold and snappish" president, met to decide which of them would be assigned the miserable task of telling Bush he would have to cut short his summer vacation. "The [hurricane's] reality, say several aides who did not wish to be quoted because it might displease the president, did not really sink in until Thursday night."

With each of his three trips (so far) to survey the toxic floodwaters of New Orleans, Bush drifted farther out to sea. On his most recent voyage on Monday, asked about his earlier statement -- "I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees" -- he said, "When that storm came through at first, people said, Whew. There was a sense of relaxation." In fact, the levees began to be breached even before the eye of the storm hit the city. Queried about the sudden resignation that day of Federal Emergency Management Agency director Michael "Brownie, You've Done a Heck of a Job" Brown, Bush told the press, "Maybe you know something I don't know." On Tuesday, all else having failed, he tried a novel tactic to deflect the "blame game," as he called it. "To the extent that the federal government didn't fully do its job right," he declared, "I take responsibility." "Extent" was the loophole allowing his magnanimity to be bestowed on the distant abstraction of government.

It was easier for Bush to renounce alcohol at age 40 than ideology at almost 60. Bush had radicalized Ronald Reagan's conservatism, but never has Reagan's credo from his first inaugural rung so hollow: "Government is not the solution to our problem." Yet social Darwinism cannot protect the homeland. That 20,000 mostly poor blacks were locked in the New Orleans Convention Center without food and water for several days without the knowledge of federal officials is not an urban legend.

Poverty, previously unmentionable, has increased about 9 percent since Bush assumed office. The disparity between the superpower's evangelical mission to democratize the world and its indifference at home is a foreign policy crisis of new dimension. Can Iraq be saved if Louisiana is lost? Bush's credibility gap is a geopolitical problem without a geopolitical solution. Assuming a new mission, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice wears her racial identity to witness for Bush's purity of heart. So long as Bush could wrap himself in 9/11 his image was shielded; he could even justify Iraq by flashing the non sequitur to his base. But once another event of magnitude thundered over his central claim as national defender, the Bush myth crumbled. It would take another event of this scale to begin to restore it. But it would also require a different set of responses from Bush. Now his evocation of 9/11 only reminds the public of his failed promise.

The rest of the Bush presidency will consist of his strained efforts to cobble his myth together again while others cope with the consequences of his damage. The hurricane has tossed and turned the country but will not deposit it on firm ground for at least the three and half years remaining of the ruined Bush presidency.

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