To: The President
From: Karl Rove
Deputy White House Chief of staff in charge of
coordinating policies developed by the;
National Security Council
Domestic Policy Council
National Economic Council
Homeland Security Council
March 24, 2006
Cheney is getting edgy and wants you
to stay on message;
We know what we're doing.
We have nothing to apologize for.
We have a plan.
We won't leave Iraq until the Iraqi's ask
us ( chuckle )
We will never give in to the
insurgents ( sorry ~ terrorists )
We are making great progress
in Iraq ( chuckle )
No more impromptu Press
Conferences without a concealed mike !
Jesus, Cheney almost flipped when
he heard you winged it on your own
this week .
Stay on script ~ just sound bites on
the way to the helicopter
with the usual banalities ~
We will stay the course.
Their getting desperate.
Our resolve will never weaken,
We either fight them there ~ or here.
Don't mention anything about our nearly
completed four giant military bases in Iraq .
The Press has given us a free ride
on this ~ bless their hearts ( chuckle )
as part of the 2006 emergency Iraq war funding bill.
Cheney figures that the Democrats won't connect
the dots to the permanent
military sites in Iraq.
As for Iran ~ Cheney has it all figured
out . He's been in the war room with
Rummy for most of the week planning
strategy ~ I heard them laughing hysterically
a few times ~ something about letting
Bolton loose in the U.N. during the build up
to war. ( chuckle )
Remember, Bolton saved your neck in 2000
when Baker sent for him to disrupt the Florida
vote recount ~ and did he ever ~ crashing
in the door and yelling obscenities .
He's a stooge and a bully but
a useful bully (chuckle )
But I digress ~
Condi is getting on Cheney and my nerves and
taking herself much too seriously.
Cheney is going to remind her of what
happened to Powell when he bucked
the man and started thinking for himself.
Cheney wants to shift our war against
terror to a war against our homeland media
and the security-hating spineless Democrats to
keep them on the defensive.
Fortunately we have Joe Lieberman
riding cover for us ~
Can you believe it ~ and he calls
himself a Democrat ( chuckle )
On the serious side ~ Cheney says
to remind you that we have to maintain
control of both the House and the Senate
in November ~ or the 9/11 coverup will
explode in our face.
Remember to shred this immediately
Enough for now ~ stay cool
Turdblossom
