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DEAR SCOOTER
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Dear Scooter,
Sorry I can't help you out ~ Laura and I are very sad that you are taking the rap for Uncle Dick but please be assured that we are feeling your aloneness.
Sorry for the telegram a few weeks ago but I was in Central America and did not have time to write you a note ~ everywhere I went there were guards surrounding me and we could only stay for a few hours ~ too big a risk ~ Afterall, they don't want to have the blood of the leader of the free world on their hands ( Chuckle )
Sometimes I wondered what the hell I was doing there anyway, Uncle Dick wants me to press the flesh while he has all the fun ~ partying with AIPAC, blasting the wimpy Democrats and playing military games against Iran in the War room.
Fortunately, all this Gonzales hoopla is keeping people's attention off of our mess in Iraq ~ did you see how a rocket attack disrupted a press conference with U.N. Secretary General Ban Ki-moon and Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Malik a few days ago; The rocket hit within 50 yards of the press conference, no one was injured ~ but Ki-moon ducked under the table ( chuckle ) Here's the link ~ http://snipurl.com/1drgn
Now, that I'm back ~ there is only one way to handle those Pelosi gelded donkeys and that's remind them,once and for all, who the real decider is by taking on Iran ~ that will get their sorry butts in line ~ and if they don't ~ guess who controls all the state militias and guard troops ~ your commander in chief ~ that's who !
As for those pesky bloggers ~ Martial Law will silence them for good once we find them ~ they can run but they can't hide ( chuckle )
Didn't I use that line with Kerry ? But I digress ~
Back to you, think of your sentence as a heroic sacrifice for your President and Vice President whom you have sworn to protect ~ even at the jeopardy of the constitution and your own well being.
Remember when Uncle Dick made us all swear that oath as we stood, holding hands, in a circle in the oval office in early 2003 ~ that was right after we attacked Iraq. Those were exciting times !
There's a medal of Freedom waiting with your name on it but let's wait until the dust settles before I award it to you. Above all, please do not reply to this. Remember, our official stance is I hardly had any contact with you and was out of the loop of all those terrible and shocking decisions ( chuckle )
Don't say anything to anyone ~ and shred this immediately.
Your President / Commander in Chief
George W Bush
Cartoon by Pat Oliphant / Washington Post
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