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Powered by a AAA battery ( which was changed Saturday ) ~ this wooden heart is a medical marvel and is capable of duplicating all the hearts vital human functions except one.
Cheney's wooden heart is incapable of making a heart/mind connection which obviously accounts for Cheney's well known mantra ~ The natural state of man is War .
It is also incapable of empathy, compassion and most certainly love and is totally resistant to social cooperation and altruism.
It seems to be unaffected by reality, has a strange aversion to sunlight and prefers to operate in seclusion ~ which explains Cheney's tendency to operate from his bunker deep beneath the White house West wing .
Mr Cheney seems quite happy with his Romanian wooden heart which was fashioned from a casket in Transylvania. Cheney insisted on the wood and its design and says he garners much of his inner strength from his wooden heart ~ " I feel the spirit of others, who have gone before me, with my Wooden Heart, and a strange compulsion to bray at the moon on cloudless nights."
Allen L Roland
Allen L Roland is a practicing psychotherapist, author and lecturer who also shares a daily political and social commentary on his weblog and website allenroland.com He also guest hosts a monthly national radio show TRUTHTALK on www.conscioustalk.net
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