WANTED
for production and distribution of almanacs
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
AKA
Poor Richard aka Old Ben aka Benito Franco
Alleged member of the Founding Fathers terrorist group / May be dressed in 18th century costume / Speaks with an accent usually described as British
THIS MAN IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS
Do not approach him on your own
Report any sighting to the FBI
Or the Dept. of Homeland Security
Still on the Atkins Diet?