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Wednesday, January 28, 2004

Mark Hoback has started a new category at Fried Green al-Qaedas called:

Poetry Corner The Sensitive Side of Fried Green al-Qaedas

I rather liked a poem called "The Corn Gods." But don't ask me to explain why. That's the mystery of true poetry.


6:15:02 PM    comment []

POEM OF THE DAY

Zen and the Art of Elephant Removal


2:21:35 PM    comment []

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1:58:46 PM    comment []

Ex-judge Roy Moore and other Xtian idolators of his ilk do take on about the “Ten Commandments.”  But, as you may have noticed, pilgrims and seekers, God is not stingy with his commandments, particularly in the Old Testament. I’m not sure how many divine ukases the Bible contains, but there are many more than ten.  Let’s count them, shall we?  As I’ve said before, I love to play the game of selective quotation from Holy Writ.  I’ve decided to add a Commandment of the Day to the Tent Show, alongside the Poem of the Day and the ever popular Nun of the Week.  As I post each commandment I will cross it out in the handy Gideon’s Bible I filched from the Hilton on Ambassador’s Row in Washington.  Given patience, time, and some stamina, I can black out every last yassuh boss, until the God’s Word has as many redactions in it as an FBI file released under the Freedom of Information Act, and we will know the number of the beast.

 

 

TODAY’S COMMANDMENT (CoD 1)

 

“No one whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off shall be admitted to the assembly of the Lord.”

Deuteronomy Chapter 23 Verse 1

 


2:05:53 AM    comment []

POEM OF THE DAY

QUESTION MARK


12:41:40 AM    comment []

Jonah, he who blogs at Love During Wartime, has posted a report on his visit to the World Headquarters of the Seventh Day Athiest Aztec Baptist Synod. Click the link and scroll down to Pilgrimage with Dr. Omed


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