TO ALL STATIONS FROM THE DROMEDARY SYNDICATE:
Coming soon on DVD: Clint Eastwood as Christ! Never before released movie trilogy of the life of Jesus Christ, filmed in Italy in tandem with the Spaghetti Westerns Eastwood made in the Sixties:
The Spaghetti Passion: A Fistful of Souls, For a Few Souls More, and Jesus Force.
Made for the Italian market and withheld from release due the objections of the then current regime in the Vatican, these films have been digitally remastered with a new vocal track in English, featuring the voice of Clint himself. With Lee Van Cleef as Pontius Pilate, Charleton Heston as John the Baptist, and Eli Wallach as Judas Iscariot. Thrill to the parables and sayings of Jesus told the Eastwood way: In monosyllables through clenched teeth:
"Do you want some of these stigmata, punk? Well, do ya ?"
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