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Friday, July 11, 2003

Dr. Omed will be attending (Live! Incarnate!) Tulsa's Conestoga Science Fiction Convention the weekend after next (18th to 20th), where he will be on hand to judge the Inuagural Douglas Adam's Memorial Vogon (you wish you were) Def Poetry Slam, and to perform exorcisms as needed.  His Loveliness the Pope needs to look sharp for his photo ops, so he's been out shopping for fashionable accoutrements to his basic black vestments.  I bought a new dog collar at the local Cokesbury Church Supply, and some nice white gloves, too.  I already have my shepherd's crook. 

I have also been assembling volunteers for my nun squad, the Nuns of the Above.  I was surfing Google looking for info and images on nuns' habits.  We were considering vinyl.  Dear Pilgrims, Dr. Omed got quite an eyeful of the habits of nuns, so much so that I have decided to institute forthwith and this instant a new running feature, the NUN OF THE WEEK:

Nihil Obstat Ego Pater Omed

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THE NUN OF THE WEEK

WARNING: BLASPHEMOUS

Net Nanny


1:55:02 PM    comment []

A GOOGLE OF BUSH:

Google search: bush "bring it on"

BRING IT ON

 

Bush railing against “class warfare”

is like Trent Lott

a problem, blame somebody else–

 

The culture is shifting to one

in which people know they're accountable

for what they do, Bush said,

 

Bring it on, Smoove B will satisfy you.

Bring it on to me,

and I will love you like nobody can.

 

I will sex you like nobody can.

Bring it on: Urgent questions–

Important answers on Biblical Prophecy

 

Bush tells Arab terrorists

American soldiers are “Plenty Tough”

enough to be killed

 

in insane war.  Enough

of this trying to appease illiterate

uneducated violent radicals:  Bring it on!

 

Bush laughed and said,

we will deal with each situation as it arises

by blocking a vote

 

whether a good candidate

for his “axis of evil” would play well

to an American audience

 

that likes macho talk in the short term

as it invites terrorists

to attack US troops—Bring it on!

 

CIA says voice on audiotape

“most likely” Saddam’s,

carefully scripted in advance,

 

They also said they wanted to hear

a strong statement

from US President George Bush.

 

Bring it on!  Report pours scorn

on evidence for Iraqi

Weapons of Mass Destruction,

 

barely gets an aside

after a piece on the explosion

at a mosque.  What is wrong with our media?

 

Enronize Bush, I say, bring it on,

better be prepared for “friendly” fire.

Soldiers die for Cowboy Bush.

 

Harry Belafonte told Finnish TV

Bush was “possessed of evil” almost like daring

made Adam bit Noah arked

 

Abraham split Jacob fooled

Joseph ruled Bush talked Moses

in an ironic choice of words

 

isolate those who hate so much

they are willing to kill to coin

a phrase.  Bring it on.

 

Dana Pattillo

 

Chris, is this yawp barbaric enuf for bush baby?

 


1:03:23 PM    comment []



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