Saturday, June 05, 2004

FOUND POEM: SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, WONDERFUL SPAM! 8:58:58 PM    comment []

Teflon Ron is dead. Breaks my heart. I was hoping he'd live to be a hundred and ten. I wished that last lonely brain cell animating the ruined hulk of the empty suit a long, long half life before it finally flickered out. Alas, that last point of light sputtering in the dark has finally gone out. Raygun’s state funeral should not have taken place until no one under 35 could remember him any better he could remember his own name. At least the orgy of mourning will be done with before election time. The wicked witch is still with us. The ding dong is dead. 8:26:38 PM    comment []