Dr. Omed's Tent Show Revival featuring Dr. Omed's Patented Oil of Prosody and the dancing Elders of the Seventh Day Atheist Aztec Baptist Synod. Fair and Balanced since 8/14/03 00:12AM GMT
We just got back from the Farmers' Market. I was putting away the produce. Look what I found in the sack of tomatoes. A tomato with a penis. It must be a sign—a sign of the End Times! Someone call the Weekly World News!