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Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Oh, I'm bein' followed by a moonshadow, moonshadow, moonshadow
Leapin and hoppin' on a moonshadow, moonshadow, moonshadow

And if I ever lose my hands, lose my plough, lose my land,
Oh if I ever lose my hands, Oh if.... I won't have to work no more.
And if I ever lose my eyes, if my colours all run dry,
Yes if I ever lose my eyes, Oh if.... I won't have to cry no more.

And if I ever lose my legs, I won't moan, and I won't beg,
Yes if I ever lose my legs, Oh if.... I won't have to walk no more.
And if I ever lose my mouth, all my teeth, north and south,
Yes if I ever lose my mouth, Oh if.... I won't have to talk...

Did it take long to find me? I asked the faithful light.
Did it take long to find me? And are you gonna stay the night?

Cat Stevens

Get mooned by Dick, Sam, and...space.com, via ollapodrida


11:54:02 PM    comment []

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The 137 Billion and counting Dollar Question

 

The Great Mistake

 

Slow Pitch Wrecker’s Ball

 

The Burning Child Festival

 

America does a reverse Sally Field: You hate me—You really hate me!

 

BONUS PHRASES:

 

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The Oval Office, while W still occupies it: The Fortress of  Suckitude

 

Middle East Peace: A Hunka Hunka Burnin’ Dove

 


6:01:59 PM    comment []

See her how she flies
Golden sails across the sky
Close enough to touch
But careful if you try
Though she looks as warm as gold
The moon's a harsh mistress
The moon can be so cold

Once the sun did shine
Lord, it felt so fine
The moon a phantom rose
Through the mountains and the pines
And then the darkness fell
And the moon's a harsh mistress
It's so hard to love her well

I fell out of her eyes
I fell out of her heart
I fell down on my face
Yes, I did, and I - I tripped and I missed my star
God, I fell and I fell alone, I fell alone
And the moon's a harsh mistress
And the sky is made of stone

The moon's a harsh mistress
She's hard to call your own.

Jimmy Webb


8:13:58 AM    comment []



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